no theme, no rules.

if you ever watched swimnime! please watch this

caffeinekitty:

prospit-moon:

pandalicious-psychopath:

iM SO DONE WITH THIS FANDOM, FUCK

Haru’s voiCE, FUCKING HELL

*proceeds to wipe her tea off her computer screen*

i almost pissed myself holy shit

BEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAYNGLISH MUFFIN

"Bill Dipper! … Bipper!"

tocifer:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

but can an alpaca save me from myself

tocifer:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

but can an alpaca save me from myself

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

i actually just tried this and i felt like an idiot; it didn’t work out for me. XD

i actually just tried this and i felt like an idiot; it didn’t work out for me. XD

thatshowchoirgirl:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

sp00ky0wl:

ghostyfelix:

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

can i just say i love how momma includes trans men?? and thank you momma for the advice <3

I love momma! Everyone should follow momma because her and the rest of the sea family give amazing advice

just a heads-up, momma/MOD goes by male pronouns! please be as respectful to him as he is to us~

squidyword:

timid-crescendo:

rebornica:

accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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accidentally saying something mean to anyone

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accidentally calling someone the wrong pronoun

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thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'no homo'

When you’re in a hospital trying to get better, the most important part of you that needs to survive is  y o u.

Your body isn’t you. Your soul is you, and they can’t cut into that.